Product Description
What could go wrong in 2027? You won't even be asking that question if you buy our 2027 ASR Survival Kit because you will literally be prepared for anything. We took 2 of our our incredibly versatile Red $10 Nano-Shackles, put them in our sweet $15 Small Olive Green Weatherproof Plastic Case, affixed a $2 ASR sticker to the front, added a $$$$ 8.4 FL OZ can of Red Bull for good measure, then priced everything at a ridiculously low $24.99. Return of the Murder Hornets? Whack them out of the sky with this survival kit. It's also the perfect romantic Christmas gift for the one you love. Or you can buy one for every offroading enthusiast you know, and then kick back with your crew as we barrel towards 2026 knowing that you are even more prepared than someone who had just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.
