Product Description
What could go wrong in 2026? You won't even be asking that question if you buy our 2026 ASR Survival Kit because you will literally be prepared for anything. We took our incredibly versatile Red $10 Nano-Shackle, put it in our sweet $15 Small Olive Green Weatherproof Plastic Case, affixed a $2 ASR sticker to the front, added an 8.4 FL OZ can of Red Bull for good measure, then priced everything at a ridiculously low $19.99. Return of the Murder Hornets? Whack them out of the sky with this survival kit. It's also the perfect romantic Christmas gift for the one you love. Or you can buy one for every offroading enthusiast you know, and then kick back with your crew as we barrel towards 2026 knowing that you are even more prepared than people who just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.